Breaking news, or rather, urgent news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I prepared my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts shop with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, between Excel spreadsheets, sweet cakes, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misidentified the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout, "This will change the game!" while others scream, "This is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, and lawyers with black halos under their eyes, and economists trembling.