Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a $36 trillion bomb 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit as well? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, between Excel spreadsheets, sweet cakes, and bizarre theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!", while others scream "this is a horror movie, and the villain is the economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is just sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists shaking.