Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I prepared my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst the Excel program, the pastries, and the strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!", while others shout "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is about sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and trembling economists.