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🏥 The Optimistic Doctor 🩺
A man enters the office, nervous, with his heart in his throat. The doctor looks at him seriously, takes off his glasses and says:
—Sir, I have two pieces of news to give you: one good and one bad.
The man, sweating cold, barely manages to say:
—P-please tell me the good news first…
The doctor smiles reassuringly:
—The good news is that… you have 24 hours left to live!
The man goes pale, with his mouth open as if he had been slapped with an X-ray.
—Is that the good news?! —he shouts—. Then what’s the bad news?
The doctor, checking his watch, sighs:
—That I’ve been trying to call you since yesterday…
💀📞
$FUN
A man enters the office, nervous, with his heart in his throat. The doctor looks at him seriously, takes off his glasses and says:
—Sir, I have two pieces of news to give you: one good and one bad.
The man, sweating cold, barely manages to say:
—P-please tell me the good news first…
The doctor smiles reassuringly:
—The good news is that… you have 24 hours left to live!
The man goes pale, with his mouth open as if he had been slapped with an X-ray.
—Is that the good news?! —he shouts—. Then what’s the bad news?
The doctor, checking his watch, sighs:
—That I’ve been trying to call you since yesterday…
💀📞
$FUN
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