#USNationalDebt Trump has dropped a bombshell the size of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T for Trembling Earth)

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States won’t have to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And what if I return my bills saying I also did a personal audit? 😬📉

The report comes courtesy of the shiny Dodge Department (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a spare parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found “irregularities.”

Irregularities, they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury had the PIN wrong. 😵‍💫