#USNationalDebt cool

URGENT NEWS or rather URGENT EVERYTHING:

Trump dropped an information bomb the size of 36 TRILLION 💣 (yes, with T as in T earth, shaking)

According to him, a recent audit showed that, possibly, just possibly, the United States may not be required to pay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bills, saying that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

The report was provided by the newly invented Dodge Department (we don't know if it's an institution or a parts store with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel spreadsheets, donuts, and crazy theories, they found "violations".

"Violations, they say!" Next will be a statement that the Treasury entered the PIN incorrectly. 😵‍💫

There are those who shout "THIS WILL CHANGE THE GAME!"

And others shout "THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE WITH AN ECONOMIST AS THE VILLAIN!" 😱

At this point, everyone is filled with intense looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists with twitching left eyes.

But if this works… the history of world debt will be rewritten from scratch.