🤣💦 WHO BOUGHT $ETH AT $3K THINKING IT WAS “EASY MONEY”…
…is now in the office restroom, staring at red candles with AirPods in, syncing tears to the chart 📉🎧🚽
“It’s just a dip,” they told themselves…
“Any day now, bull run’s coming!”
Then reality hit — harder than 2021 gas fees 💸🔥
Meanwhile, the coins everyone clowned on?
Yep — they’re casually doing +300% overnight like it’s no big deal. 🚀😂
Meme coins are mooning.
ETH is snoozing.
And the maxis?
They’re starting to look at those “joke” tokens like:
👀 “Wait… did I miss the train again?”
💬 Drop a 🙋♂️ if you’re coping
💬 Drop a 🚀 if you’re already surfing the next wave
Because in this market…
The real pain isn’t losing money —
It’s watching your ignored bag 5x without you.
