Here's a funny article about the fake news regarding the drop in HMSTR price (Hamster Battle Token):

📰 Breaking: HMSTR token drops harder than a sleeping hamster falling off a treadmill! 🐹📉

CryptoTimes | June 12, 2025

In an unexpected turn of fate, the HMSTR token has plummeted faster than a hamster running in reverse on a crypto wheel.

After hitting an all-time high thanks to pixelated hits and Telegram buzz, HMSTR experienced a dramatic collapse today, dropping 42% in 24 hours, triggering panic in the "Hammy Army" and confusion in bewildered pet shops around the world.

Top headlines from the crypto chaos:

🐹 "I sold my fridge to buy HMSTR, now I’m using ice cubes to cool my tears!" – A loyal fan

📉 "Even my Tamagotchi is performing better!" – An early investor

🚨 Telegram chat moderators are now offering emotional support instead of price predictions

Reports indicate that the drop occurred when Hammy the CEO accidentally sat on the "Sell All" button during a snack break on the live stream. Sources say he was "just trying to grab some sunflower seeds."

Meanwhile, the competing coin CATCOIN tweeted, "I told you not to trust hamsters with your wallet."

Despite the chaos, die-hard believers are holding strong, saying:

"We ride together, we squeak together. HMSTR forever."

Financial experts recommend caution, but they’re still