๐ถ๐ $BABY โ The Cutest Chaos in My Portfolio! ๐ผ๐ธ
From Daddy with loveโฆ straight into my bags. ๐ผ๐
Oh $BABY, you adorable little degen delight.
Youโre not just a token โ youโre a whole mood. ๐๐ฅ
๐ I watch your chart like a lovesick trader,
Whispering sweet TA to your wobbly legs:
โCome on now, moonwalk for me. Just one 0.08000 boogie.โ ๐โจ
But noooo โ you giggle, dip, and paint my screen red. ๐จ๐
I almost swapped you for $USDCโฆ
But then I remembered: stablecoins donโt give you butterflies. ๐ธ๐
You make me cry. You make me cope.
You make me dream in candlesticks and bedtime dumps. ๐๐ค
But $BABY, youโre more than a coin โ
Youโre an emotionโฆ a lifestyle. โค๏ธ๐
Because while others play it safe,
I hold chaos โ cutely packaged and dangerously underpriced. ๐
#USNationalDebt #MarketPullback #PowellVsTrump #baby #USDCโ $BABY