#XSuperApp finally an application that claims to do everything, except maybe make you a coffee (and still, we bet that’s planned for the next update). It’s fascinating: a single app to replace your calendar, your wallet, your therapist, and maybe even your mother. Need to order a taxi, trade cryptocurrencies, or stalk your ex? Everything is there, in this marvel of digital overload. And of course, the privacy of your data is "a priority" — a bit like hydration is in a tequila bar. In short, XSuperApp is like a Swiss army knife… except that each blade is wobbly and spies on you while you sleep.