Looking at my portfolio, it's impossible not to feel a mix of pride and a slight despair. Yes, friends, 67.53% of my financial future is in the glorious TRUMP Coin! The one that I, with my eagle eye, bought at $12 and now boasts a majestic $9.23. It's what I call "Trump-style diversification": put all the eggs in one basket and then hope the basket doesn't break.

Of course, I have a bit of Bitcoin and BNB, to give that air of "I know what I'm doing". But let's be honest, they are just supporting actors in my masterpiece of courage (or madness). Oh, and the BMT? It's going up! A tiny green dot in my sea of losses, which makes me think: maybe I should have gone with the minority. But where would the excitement be in that?