Ladies and gentlemen (mostly ladies 😌), I woke up today with a peaceful heart, glowing skin, and zero stress…
Then I opened that app.
BIG mistake. HUGE. 😭
My coins were acting like they had a group fight in the middle of the night. One’s up like it got promoted, the other’s down like it just got dumped 💔. I felt like a mom checking her kids’ report cards: “Beta, what is this behavior?”
At this point, I don’t even react anymore. I just sit there like:
😐
Maybe the universe is trying to teach me patience. Or maybe it’s just bullying me. Either way, I’m still here. Loyal. Confused. Slightly broke. Emotionally attached to digital coins I can’t even pronounce.
But it’s fine. I didn’t need peace of mind anyway. 🤡
If you relate, drop a “😂” and let’s cry together in style.
