#solana

🚨 Crypto Emergency – Mission: Rescue of Solana Holders 🚁

Dear survivors of the Solana blockchain,

Still here? Bravo. You have survived outages, bugs, slowdowns… and especially hope. This is no longer just holding, it’s a toxic relationship.

While some are waiting for the flippening, you are waiting for the blockchain not to crash before noon. Solana is like a bus without a driver: fast, but you never know if you'll arrive.

But rest assured, you are not alone. Even FTX believed in you. (Well… bad example.)

Stay strong, stay connected (when the network is working), and remember: every crash is an opportunity... to buy lower.