Between Crypto and Stocks: Both Make You Anxious

Buy crypto? Up 5% straight to the moon. Buy stocks? Up 0.3% and it's already a celebration.

Crypto trader: "Volatility is an art."

Stock trader: "We are stable, but sleepy."

Crypto at 2 AM: pump 300%.

Stocks at 9 AM: "Still waiting for The Fed to cough."

One says "HODL", the other "dividend".

Two worlds, different styles, but both cry when it's red.

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