Random Trading USDC/BTC: Let the Chart be Confusing, Not Us

See a green candle? Buy. See red? Panic, then sell. Don't understand support? Just consider it a decorative line. Indicators? Just ornaments, bro. Feeling good today? All in! Tomorrow is red? Blame Elon. Profit? Show off. Loss? Say it’s due to FUD. Keep doing that until your wallet is just a memory.

#Disclaimer: Do not imitate unless your wallet is already retired. 😎📉📈$USDC