$USDC Bitcoin to USDC:
"You’re so stable, you make a parked car look adventurous."
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USDC walks into a bar...
Bartender: “Why the long face?”
USDC: “Every day’s the same... I haven’t moved in cents.”
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USDC’s favorite pickup line:
"Hey baby, I may not spike, but I’ll never crash on you."
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USDC at a stand-up show:
"I told my therapist I felt empty inside. He said, 'That’s because no one trades you for fun.'"