Even a nuclear bomb can't break Bitcoin's bottom, but it can blow up the gold pit in your account!
Why does the US have to get involved?
Iran's nuclear base is hidden 80 meters beneath the mountain, deeper than the subway! Israel's little hammer can only penetrate 1 meter of concrete, but the US has a 13-ton demolition hammer, specifically designed to deal with this kind of 'underground lurking monster'. If they really take action this weekend, it means the American Empire is personally joining the battle!
Don't panic when it drops, see through the tricks!
Last week, during Iran's counterattack, the crypto market staged a 'fake fall': it only dropped 2% before being supported by a $3 billion institutional buy order. Those Wall Street vultures are just waiting to pick up bloody chips! Now 70% of Bitcoin is in the hands of old Piyou; if it drops, they'll be the first to rush out to buy the dip!
Middle Eastern tycoons have pumped money into the crypto market!
Iran is secretly using BTC for 15% of its oil settlements, and on the battlefield, on-chain transaction volume surged by 300%—when the shelling starts, Bitcoin truly becomes the 'digital bomb shelter' for Middle Eastern tycoons!
Last week, missiles flew over Israel, and I was so scared that my hands shook while I cleared my positions, only to miss a 10% rebound! I've learned my lesson this time:
Dropped to $100,000? Immediately use my private funds to buy the dip; if my wife asks, I'll just say the ATM swallowed my card!
If it breaks $110,000? Sell 10% of the position; if I make money, I'll enjoy some young models at the club, if I lose... I'll keep writing jokes!
Follow me, and keep an eye on two life-and-death lines:
If it drops below $100,000: press the buy button until sparks fly, aiming to make enough for a hotpot meal!
If it breaks $110,530: go all in, make enough for the dowry and then run!
