🚨 Newbies, step aside — this is not your playground! 🙏

This is a burning candle, and I’m here to hug the flame like a psycho in love! 🔥🫠

If my $FUN long hits target…

💍 My girlfriend’s mom might finally stop hating me and say YES! 😭

Send thoughts, send prayers 🙏

Only legends with iron lungs and broken hearts are allowed to take longs on #fun 💪🤣