📢 BREAKING: Powell speaks, markets freak.
🧓 Jerome Powell:
> “Inflation may persist… tariffs will push prices up. We’re not done yet.”
👀 Translation: More pain, stay strapped.
📉 S&P dipped.
📉 BTC & ETH blinked red.
🫠 Me: Pretending it’s a healthy correction while I refresh CoinMarketCap every 10 seconds.
🔎 Is this a dip worth buying or a signal to wait?
👇 Drop your move:
💎 = HODL
💰 = Buying this dip
😵 = Already sold my kidneys
