🚨 #BREAKING (but like… not really): ELON TO BUY $XRP FOR $50B?! 🚀🤯
Crypto Twitter’s lost the plot again — and we’re here for it.
🗣 “Elon’s buying $XRP for $50 BILLION!”
Yeah? And I’m putting a down payment on Saturn tomorrow. 🌌😂
Let’s break it down for the fam who still believes in fairy dust:
✅ Facts:
❌ No tweet from the Birdman himself
❌ No SEC filings
❌ No on-chain whale moves
❌ No actual green candles
🧠 REALITY CHECK:
Just another copium-fueled rumor that degen TikTok ran with — and Crypto Twitter ate it up like it’s an airdrop from Vitalik.
If Elon even blinked at $XRP, we’d have seen:
📉 Charts go vertical
📈 Volume explode
🔥 Memes flood your feed faster than PEPE in spring
🎯 WHAT’S THE MOVE?
DYOR like your bags depend on it
Mute the noise, track the signals
Don’t let FOMO write your next liquidation story
💬 DROP YOUR TAKE:
You stacking $XRP ‘cause of Elon?
Or calling 🚫 cap on this entire circus?
Sound off below ⬇️
Let’s separate the alpha wolves from the hype parrots. 🐺🦜