🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk Just Shocked Everyone… And It’s Not What You’d Expect❗
Nope, it’s not a new Tesla.
Nope, not a mission to Mars either.
This time, it’s a drug test — and he passed with flying colors. 💥
On June 11, 2025, Musk publicly shared his official negative drug test results from United States Drug Testing.
Marijuana? ❌
Cocaine? ❌
Fentanyl? ❌
Every substance: NEGATIVE.
Everything came back “Normal.” Period.
🔥 This is a bold response to years of speculation — from that viral joint on Joe Rogan’s podcast to whispers of drug-fueled boardrooms that triggered NASA and USAF probes.
Now? Musk just shut it all down with pure facts: proof over gossip.
His message?
"Let’s end the drug rumors once and for all."
So what do you think:
Is this next-level PR genius? Or just Musk being Musk?
📉 Will the media backtrack?
📈 Will $DOGE ride the PR wave?
One thing’s certain: while the world spins headlines, Elon plays 4D chess. ♟️
