Ah, Bitcoin — the digital deity of dopamine addicts everywhere 😌💰. One minute it’s mooning 🚀, the next it’s having an existential crisis in a red candle 😵💫. Today? Hovering like a caffeinated falcon, waiting for the next Fed whisper or whale sneeze 🐳💨. ETFs piling in, institutions pretending they “just discovered” BTC (how quaint 🧐), and maxis chanting “₿ is freedom” from their cold wallets like digital monks 🧘♂️🔐. Volatility? It’s not a bug — it’s a feature 😏. Keep stacking or keep coping, plebs. The orange coin doesn't care — it just is. 🟧⚡🧡
