#FOMCMeeting

Ah yes, the almighty FOMC meeting — where financial wizards gather to sprinkle ✨"guidance"✨ on the markets. Rates held steady (surprise, surprise 😏), but oh, the language shift — a delicious morsel for the hawk-eyed analysts 🦅. Powell, ever the master of Fed-speak 🧙‍♂️, dropped just enough breadcrumbs to keep bulls dreaming and bears growling. Inflation? “Easing.” Cuts? “Data-dependent” 🎯. Translation: We know nothing, but we say it really well. Markets, of course, threw a tantrum and a party simultaneously 🎢. Another day, another performance at the economic theater 🎭. Bravo, Fed. Encore? Only if CPI behaves. 📉📈