🎂 *TRUMP’s Birthday Bash… Minus the Pump!* 📉🎈

Candles were lit, but the chart stayed cold — no fireworks, just flatlines! ❄️

🍰 The only thing rising was the cake — \$TRUMP couldn’t even lift off on its own party.

🎈 Even the balloons had more bounce than this chart.

🕯️ He made a wish for green… but got a confetti shower of red instead.

📊 Happy birthday, Mr. President — maybe next year brings the pump!

👇 *Trade \$TRUMP here*