#MetaplanetBTCPurchase *Corporate Bitcoin Hype: Genius Move or Collective FOMO?**

Metaplanet Inc. once again challenges common sense by issuing bonds to buy even more Bitcoin. Because, of course, the best way to protect against inflation is to invest in an asset that can drop by 30% in a month.

This is either brilliant hedging against fiat collapse or a desperate attempt to appear innovative while real companies invest in production, technology, and plain profit. But who thinks about such boring things when you can just 'like' the BTC chart and pray to Satoshi?

On one hand, yes — Bitcoin really can be digital gold for an era where central banks print money at the speed of memes. On the other hand, corporations accumulating debt for crypto bets resemble casino players betting the house on red.

If all goes according to plan, Metaplanet will become the hero of hedge funds and crypto gurus. If not — well, you can always issue another bond and buy even more Bitcoin. After all, the debt spiral is true decentralization, right?

The main question: when will corporations start mining?