#HumorCrypto

A “nuclear” theory is circulating in the darkest halls of Twitter and libertarian forums: Joe Biden is Satoshi Nakamoto.

It's not a joke (well, it is, but like all good jokes... it has some logic).

According to some anonymous users on X:

“The only explanation for why Satoshi's BTC has never moved is that the creator... simply forgot about them.”

And if we gather:

  1. Zero movements from Satoshi's wallets since 2010

  2. A boomer generation with a lost USB memory

  3. And a former president who repeats “America is an idea”… three times in a row

Maybe Satoshi didn't disappear... just forgot his password.

🤯 The meme writes itself.

📉 1. Where are Satoshi's BTC?

It is estimated that the addresses linked to the creator of Bitcoin contain more than 1.1 million BTC, which today represents more than $115 billion... without moving a single satoshi.

What if they never moved because the creator lost them... or worse, forgot them?

🧓 2. When decentralization mixes with senility

Imagine your grandfather invents something as revolutionary as Bitcoin... and then says:

"Where did I leave that little paper with the strange words?"

It wouldn't be so far-fetched.

In fact, the loss of private keys is one of the main causes of inaccessible BTC today (according to Chainalysis, more than 20% of the supply is “lost”).

What if true decentralization was not intentional, but a geriatric accident?

$BTC