🇺🇸💰 #TrumpBTCTreasury — The Boldest Move Yet?
BREAKING (or maybe just brewing 👀):
Trump 2025 says he’s putting Bitcoin in the U.S. Treasury.
Why?
“Because gold is too heavy, and fiat is too sleepy.” 😎
📦 Meanwhile at the White House:
Janet Yellen trying to open MetaMask…
Powell Googling “What is blockchain?”
Secret Service scanning for cold wallets.
💬 Jokes aside… here’s what it signals:
• Bitcoin as a national reserve asset
• Massive validation for crypto markets
• A political shift toward sound money narratives
Whether it’s satire or the start of something real — one thing’s for sure:
The meme is becoming policy.
