🧠💰 Metaplanet Buys More Bitcoin — Someone Stop Them (Just Kidding, Don’t) 🚀🤣
Japan’s very own “MicroStrategy with sushi” — Metaplanet — is back at it, stacking sats like there’s no tomorrow. In yet another bold move, they’ve bought more Bitcoin. Yes, again. Someone check their wallet before it turns into a hardware wallet itself! 🔥
While the yen wobbles and interest rates nap like a sumo wrestler after lunch, Metaplanet said, “Forget fiat, we want BTC.” They’re basically saying what we’re all thinking… but with a boardroom and a budget. 🏦🤑
At this rate, Satoshi might show up at their next shareholder meeting.
