🚨 FOMC Just Met… and Did Basically Nothing (Again) 💤📉
The Fed just wrapped up another thrilling episode of “Will They Cut Rates?” and—surprise—they didn’t. Instead, Jerome Powell gave us his best poker face and said, “Maybe later... if inflation behaves.” 😅
So, what does this mean for crypto? Well, the market's still stuck in this awkward “Are we risk-on or risk-off?” limbo. Bitcoin blinked, altcoins sighed, and traders grabbed more coffee.
Rate cuts are now like that ex who keeps saying “maybe we’ll get back together” — but never shows up. Until then, expect more chop, more memes, and maybe some moonshots.
