💥On Good Friday, Bob was seen. His face was pale, his hands clutching his balding head. "MY BOB coin! Why does it always have to be like this?!" he wailed, pointing at the screen showing the price of BOB coin plummeting by 9.28%. Little crypto bugs, seemingly from nowhere, appeared to be tickling around him, adding to Bob's already heightened panic.
💥From behind the digital dust cloud, Budi, The Crypto War Leader, emerged! He strode confidently with a sparkling trading helmet and a cape made of super secure blockchain. "Calm down, Soldier Bob! Don't panic!" Budi shouted with a booming voice, "This is just a pre-war shake-up!"🔥
💥Behind Budi, the Futures Squad, usually looking fierce and calculating, now appeared more confused than a buffalo on the freeway.
💥Long-Term Larry, who is usually calm, is now busy scratching his beard.
💥Miss Short-Sell Sally, with her always neat bob hairstyle, stared in disbelief, as if she had just seen her crypto wallet turn into an empty wallet.🔥
💥And The Scalper Squad, a nimble trio that usually snatches up small profits, could only exchange glances with expressions of "this-is-not-part-of-the-plan."🔥
💥"We will strike back!" shouted Budi, pointing towards the bright red market. "With the legendary 'Buy The Dip' strategy!"💥
💥Bob glanced at Budi with swollen eyes. "Buy... the dip? Isn't that what almost made me sell my kidney last week?"🔥
💥Budi just laughed heartily. "Ah, that was just a technical error! This time we have a new mantra: 'HODL until the apocalypse, or until we break even, whichever comes first!'🔥
💥The Futures Squad exchanged glances. They might be confused, but one thing they know: as long as there is Budi, the crypto battle will never be boring. And Bob? He is still panicking, but at least now he has a war leader who is more dramatic than a soap opera.🔥
