#TrumpBTCTreasury Trump:** *"We’re buying Bitcoin – gold’s for boomers!"*
- **Janet Yellen:** *"Where’s the private key? Is it under the Oval Office rug?"*
- **BlackRock CEO:** *"Sir, our ETF is ready to moon."*
### **💡 Why This (Almost) Makes Sense**
1️⃣ **Political Reality:**
- Trump’s pro-crypto stance = **2024 election weapon**
- **US can’t ignore BTC forever**
