**Trump’s Bitcoin Treasury: Because the World Needed More Volatile Assets Backed by a Man Who Bankrupted a Casino**
The idea of a Trump-backed Bitcoin treasury is both hilarious and terrifying. Here’s a man whose financial track record includes failed steaks, a defunct university, and a casino that somehow lost money—now supposedly guiding the future of cryptocurrency. The irony is almost too perfect.
If this were a real project, the whitepaper would likely be a mix of bold claims, vague promises, and at least one reference to "winning so much you’ll get tired of winning." The token itself would probably pump on Twitter hype, then crash the moment reality sets in—much like a certain presidency.
Of course, the real question is whether it would be more stable than Trump’s legal defense strategy. Either way, it would certainly be entertaining to watch. Just don’t expect it to actually make anyone rich—unless you count the lawyers.
