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**🇺🇸 Trump’s 2025 Bitcoin Treasury Plan? (Satire, But Could It Happen?)**

**🔥 The Scene:**

- **Trump:** *"We’re buying Bitcoin – gold’s for boomers!"*

- **Janet Yellen:** *"Where’s the private key? Is it under the Oval Office rug?"*

- **BlackRock CEO:** *"Sir, our ETF is ready to moon."*

### **💡 Why This (Almost) Makes Sense**

1️⃣ **Political Reality:**

- Trump’s pro-crypto stance = **2024 election weapon**

- **US can’t ignore BTC forever** (China/Russia stacking)

2️⃣ **Yellen’s Nightmare:**

- **Treasury BTC wallet** = ultimate transparency (or chaos)

- **IRS auditing every memecoin trader**

3️⃣ **Market Impact:**

- **Instant 50% BTC pump** – FOMO of the century

- **Gold crashes** – Boomers rage at Fox News

### **⚠️ Reality Check**

- **0% chance** of full BTC treasury (but **1-5% allocation? Possible**)

- **Regulation first** – SEC would fight like hell

**📌 Meme or Prophecy?**

Either way, **politicians now fear crypto voters**. That’s power.

$BTC $ETH $BNB

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