#TrumpBTCTreasury "Trump and Bitcoin: a new financial religion?"
Imagine this: Donald Trump announces that his Bitcoin treasury is "digital gold for true patriots". Entry into the system is only $99, with a "Make Bitcoin Great Again" cap as a gift!
Holy blockchain empire
Each BTC in the Trump BTC Treasury becomes a "certificate of a true American," and owning one satoshi is equivalent to **a vote in elections**. And of course, only verified "Trumpist nodes" can confirm transactions.
"People's" Bitcoin ETF
What's inside? You open the ETF, and instead of charts, there are quotes from Trump's Twitter and predictions for the Bitcoin price based on the "how I feel about winning" method.
The future? Even more absurdity?
But this is just a joke. What's next?
