#TrumpBTCTreasury
Trump 2025 Shocker? 🇺🇸
"Bitcoin’s going in the U.S. Treasury...
Gold’s too heavy. Fiat’s too sleepy!" 🪙💥
Meanwhile at the White House:
Janet Yellen trying to set up MetaMask like it’s a nuclear code 😂
📊 The BTC narrative just hit a whole new level.
