$ETH
๐๐ฃ ETH RIGHT NOW:
๐งโโ๏ธRetail Traders: "I think itโs safe to long now."
๐ชWhales & Geopolitics: "Deploy the red candles!" ๐๐ฅ
๐ช ETH drops from $2,800 to $2,545 faster than peace talks collapse.
โ๏ธ Ethereum Foundation transfers 1,000 ETHโฆ
๐ฐ Meanwhile, Middle East headlines scream louder than your liquidation alert!
๐คก If you bought the dip, congrats.
๐ข If you're in leverage, press F to pay respects.
๐ฌ โTrade the chart, not the chaosโฆ unless the chaos is the chart.โ