#TrumpTariffs it's a bit like wanting to take revenge on your neighbor by selling him nails for a higher price — except now, your own house is held together with chewing gum. The basic idea: to protect the American economy. The result: inflation, trade tensions, and an Iowa farmer crying over his unsold soybean stocks. All this to say that imposing tariffs in a chain is like shooting yourself in the foot while shouting 'America First!'. We wanted to punish China, and in the end, it's Walmart that raised its prices. But at least it was coherent with the hairstyle: flashy, ineffective, and hard to justify.