#TrumpTariffs – The Trade War Returns (With Extra Drama)

Brace yourselves – tariffs are back, and this time they’re Trump-sized. In his glorious second season as POTUS, Trump is slapping 10–27% tariffs on imports like he’s Oprah handing out cars: “You get a tariff! You get a tariff!”

China’s response? Eye rolls and countermeasures. The UK? Watching its exports drop like bad reality TV ratings. Meanwhile, Trump’s fans are coining new slogans – like TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out – because the man loves to threaten… and then quietly backtrack.

Economists warn of inflation, supply chain chaos, and another round of Who Wants to Be a Trade Partner? But Trump insists it’s just “tough love” for American jobs.

One thing’s clear: with #TrumpTariffs trending again, your avocado toast might cost more – and not because it’s artisanal.