“When the sky falls, does a tall person hold it up?” The 2.16-meter NBA legend O'Neal recently made a painful move of 1.8 million dollars, giving a blood and tears lesson to global leeks — when a celebrity endorsement fails, the taller you are, the more you lose!
“Beef noodle guarantee” explosion full record.
Bull market wild scene (2021):
O'Neal holding the FTX sign, grinning widely: “Steady as an old dog! Trust me, go all in!”
Fans collectively climax: “O'Neal's recommendation must be a premium product! Charge ahead!”
(Result: Charged into the crematorium)
Court blame-shifting iconic scene (2024):
After the explosion, O'Neal frantically waved his hands: “I just got paid to read the ad! Just like the instant noodle packaging — 'images for reference only'!”
The judge sneered and ruled: “Alright, pay 1.8 million as a 'cover liability fee'!”
(Converted, can buy 600,000 portions of beef noodles, enough to feed a county!)
The crypto circle's killer commentary strikes at the heart.
Leek moment of realization type:
“Finally see through the celebrity tactics:
Guo Degang endorses secret oil removal → O'Neal endorses FTX → Next time should find Tang Seng, after all, 'the poor monk never speaks falsehoods'!”
Mathematical genius type:
“O'Neal earned 300 million dollars in his career, 1.8 million ≈ 0.6%!
That's equivalent to me losing 600 bucks worth of bubble tea… suddenly feel like the pearls in my hand aren't that appealing anymore!
Soul-searching question type:
“Can the White Elephant instant noodles endorsed by Messi really taste good?
Waiting online! I'm afraid after eating the noodles, my wallet and stomach will collapse together!
Three-character scripture to avoid pitfalls: Check! Uninstall! Grab!
Check the background: Celebrity endorsement = instant noodle packaging!
The small print of 'investment risks' in the corner of the official website is the real formula — the smaller the text, the bigger the pit!
Uninstall the app: Upon seeing 'superstar highly recommended', immediately chant:
“I'm not tempted by his body, nor by his money!”
Grabbing wool: Do you really have to believe endorsements?
After finishing the registration gift, I just run away! Like eating instant noodles, only grabbing the pickled cabbage pack — leaving nothing for the dealer!
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