Big exchanges are just dog poop; sickles are swapped for chainsaws! Coinbase opening contracts for Fartcoin is like installing rocket boosters in a casino!”
[Plain language breakdown]
Fartcoin taking off (short-term)?
Coinbase International sounds way cooler than a shabby exchange, right? As soon as it launched the Fartcoin perpetual contract,Traffic, heat, money! It just comes pouring in.! Brothers, think about when SHIB and PEPE first hit Huobi and Binance, that pump! Fartcoin is definitely going tobe crazily speculated, and it could even double in a short time. Why?Gambler types will come sniffing around! Coinbase's name is like giving this 'fart coin' a gilded ID card.The volatility is outrageous, buckle up for the roller coaster!
What are perpetual contracts?High leverage! Long and short positions open! Originally, a dog poop coin like Fartcoin was thrilling enough just with daily ups and downs. Now it's better: they added 10x, 20x, or even 100x leverage! Brothers,this volatility is no longer a roller coaster; it's tied to a rocket — shooting straight into the sky and possibly exploding on the spot! A sudden spike can blow up shorts, and then another spike can hit longs; the rooftop position might get tense.Risk? This isn’t risk; this is playing with your life!Is Coinbase doing this too? Do they still care about their reputation?
Honestly, my first reaction was confusion! Coinbase! That’s the 'regular army' listed on NASDAQ, previously dealing with 'serious goods' like BTC and ETH. Now the international station is getting into Fartcoin?It feels like a well-dressed bank manager suddenly squatting on the street selling firecrackers, and even carrying gunpowder! Although the international station has looser regulations, this kind of behavior... tsk tsk tsk, clearly shows they areenvious of other exchanges making a killing off meme coins.! Brothers, is this coin selection standard too 'down to earth'?Dog poop can set trends too? Be careful of bottom fishing turning into house raiding!
There’s an even scarier impact:Coinbase has set an example for other big exchanges! If Fartcoin contract trading volume explodes, the fees will be rolling in. Can OKX, Binance, and others endure this? They might announce the launch of Shitcoin, PumpanddumpCoin perpetual contracts tomorrow!The entire meme sector might catch fire again.(Short-term carnival), but brothers remember,this kind of fire leaves only ashes! Don't get lost in the excitement and forget your own weight! Refer to the madness before LUNA and FTT exploded; history always repeats itself in different forms.Leeks, your opportunity (coffin) has arrived!
The threshold for perpetual contracts is low, and leverage is high; just a few clicks and you can play. With Coinbase International doing this, it's like handing a chainsaw to a novice leek who has only handled a sickle. “Oh, ten times leverage, a ticket to financial freedom!” Wake up, brothers! A coin like Fartcoin, which has no foundation, can be cut off by the main force in a flash with a K-line! High leverage is just a ticking time bomb in the face of wild fluctuations.My personal opinion: New leeks touching this are just delivering takeout for the dog traders! VIP rooftop passage is being reserved!
[Summary of Crow's bold statements]
Fartcoin on Coinbase contracts = gilding dog poop + equipping a casino with nuclear weapons!
In the short term, there will definitely be a carnival, heat will be maximized, and even dog poop can fly; but in the long term? Dog poop falling will only smell worse and look uglier! The volatility will be so great that it will make you question your life, and the leverage will be so fast that you won't be able to stop your losses in time! Exchanges are making money hand over fist, the dog traders are happily controlling the market with news, and in the end, the ones left holding the bag are likely to be the brothers chasing highs and cutting losses, dreaming of getting rich!
[Ending hook — A soul-searching question from Crow]
Brothers, what do you think:
How high can Fartcoin go? How low can it drop? (Dare to share your predictions?)
Is Coinbase International's approach self-deprecating or a new harvesting strategy?
Do you have the guts (or is your brain flooded) to play this high leverage 'fart' contract?
The comments section will reveal the truth! I'm waiting for your bold claims in the comments! Don't be timid! (Don't forget to like and follow; I'll bring you more insights into the crypto smoke screens next time!)