🧠 USA and China in 2025:
— “We are ending the trade war!”
Three days later:
— “Goodbye, truce. Hello, new tariffs!”
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Every conversation between Biden and Xi sounds like:
— “We have agreed to agree on agreements that we have yet to agree on…”
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Stock markets:
— “Can we do without the swings, please?”