$HMSTR Just Nuked My Wallet by 31%, and My Hamster’s Trading on MarginAlright,

degens, strap in for the wildest crypto sob story yet. I YOLO’d into $HMSTR , the Telegram tap-to-earn memecoin, thinking I’d be the next crypto hamster king. Instead, I got a 28% price crash harder than my dreams of retiring on a yacht. My portfolio’s screaming “sell,” my FOMO’s whispering “HODL,” and my hopium’s basically on life support. This is $HMSTR in 2025—part game, part scam, all chaos. #Rekt