#Fed
🚨 BREAKING (kinda) 🚨
*TRUMP JUST APPOINTED A NEW FED CHAIR* 🏛️
And apparently… *SHE'S PLANNING QE + RATE CUTS SOON* 💸
(Source: *Trust me bro* 😂)
🧠🏌️ What it *would* mean (if true):
- *QE (Quantitative Easing)* = printing money 🖨️💵
- *Rate cuts* = cheaper borrowing = more liquidity in markets 📉➡️📈
- Combo = *rocket fuel* for *stocks, crypto, and risk assets* 🚀🎚️🎚️🎚️🎚️
🧮 Prediction:
If this actually happens (big *if*), expect:
- *Altcoins pop* 💥
- Dollar weakens a bit 💤
- Everyone starts yelling "bull run confirmed" 🐂
But until there’s confirmation, it’s just another spicy rumor 🔥🚀 🚀