Breakup or crisis in relationships....?!

When these two finally reunite and mend their relationship, the market will soar overnight.

Just imagine - two people who loudly opposed LGBT are now separated... and for the sake of world peace and financial prosperity, they must immediately forgive everything, fall madly in love, and let Cupid do the rest.

Because, allegedly, the world economy depends on their reconciliation and rainbow enlightenment. $BTC $ETH #TrumpTariffs #ElonMusk