Ah yes, just another day in crypto paradise.
๐ Used 50x leverage because why not? Risk management is for peasants.
๐ง Hit liquidation faster than my will to live after checking the charts.
๐ Forgot to set a Stop Loss โ again. Classic.
๐ Take Profit? Thatโs just a mythical button I pretend to use.
๐ฐ Clicked BUY LONG at the exact top โ precision sniper entry... for disaster.
๐ง Then flipped to SELL SHORT right before the bounce. I'm basically a reverse indicator.
๐ฑ Traded based on FEAR, held through GREED, got wrecked both ways.
๐ And of course, a WHALE showed up just to yeet the entire market seconds before I blinked.
Trading is easy, they said. Just follow the trends, they said.
Now I'm emotionally bankrupt and financially artistic. ๐จ๐
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