When the spectacle looks too realistic — it's definitely a show.
📢 In one corner of the ring — Elon Musk, the prophet of technocracy, the patron of meme coins, the master of the 'crash DOGE' button.
📢 In the other — Donald 'Golden Hairstyle' Trump, the leader of MAGA, the champion of Twitter battles since 2016.
And in the middle stands a viewer in Binance shorts with the eyes of a hamster who just invested in an altcoin at the highs.
🎭 Act I: "Friendship on Air"
Once, these two publicly embraced (well, almost) — one invited the other to a CEO forum, the other promoted Tesla as a symbol of the American dream. But suddenly — a left hook! Musk tweets:
“Trump = Epstein”
Audience: “😱😱😱”
X (Twitter) declines, Tesla loses capitalization, even DOGE drops, because 'what if it's also related?'
🎭 Act II: “Revenge of the Wig”
Trump responds:
“Musk is crazy and no longer a genius!”
The media are roaring, commentators are losing their minds, and every channel analyzes their 'falling out' with the passion of an old neighbor who overheard a fight in the kitchen.
Looks sincere, right? Just that...
🕵️♂️ ...the curtain rises
The attentive viewer notices the details:
Stock prices are plummeting — the big players are quietly buying up.
Bitcoin is trembling, altcoins are in a panic — small investors are locking in losses.
Musk hints at forming a new party, and Trump... immediately softens.
What was that?!
💡 And this was the "GAR" — Group Attack of Market Amateurs.
As an experienced trader in shorts and a mustache would say:
“If the media shows you a fight, someone is making money from the panic.”
📌 The moral of the story is:
Musk and Trump — not necessarily conspirators, but they are not idiots. And if their enmity looks too perfect to be accidental — then it's most likely a show to shave hamsters who believe in the sincerity of billionaires.
🎯 And a crypto enthusiast should remember: while these two are pushing emotions — you hold on to a cool mind and a hot wallet.
👑 Postscript:
Who won? They did.
Who lost? You know.
And who's next in line? Those who don't turn on critical thinking in the circus called the 'global market'.
🤹♂️ And remember, little hamster — when two clowns fight, the viewer always pays.
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