The weekends - silence in the market dojo.
Bitcoin-sensei sits in a lotus position, his white beard swaying from the gentle breeze of the candles on the chart. The students (altcoins) whisper nervously:
- Sensei, what's happening? Why are the volumes so low?
The master slowly opens one eye:
- 630 million? Ha! In my younger days, I moved markets with a single eyebrow raise for 10 billion...
Suddenly, Short-samurai (40.1K) jump out of the darkness and attack fiercely! But Bitcoin-sensei just smirks, skillfully dodging:
- Do you think your pathetic liquidations can defeat me? I survived an 80% correction and didn't even blink!
The crowd of Long-monks (12.8K) in decline:
- Sensei, CVD minus 20 thousand! We're being swept away!
- Quiet down, young alts... - mumbles Bitcoin, adjusting his beard. - Negative funding is just my way of meditating. The market must... get bored.
Open interest (71.1B) sleeps like an old dragon.
- See? No one is entering, no one is exiting. Everyone is waiting... for my next strike. But when?
- When, sensei?!
- When I finish the tea ceremony with Charles Hoskinson.☕
And now seriously (but not too much)
📉 H4 Chart:
- Bitcoin is hitting resistance — like an old master who doesn't want to break the ceiling for no reason.
- If it drops down — we wait for a support test, where it might sit back in a lotus position.
- If it breaks through resistance — all the altcoins will run after it, like students after a sensei who promised to teach them the 'secret technique of hodling.'
📈 H1 Chart:
- The price in the tension zone — as if Bitcoin-sensei is deciding whether to train today or just lie on the mat.
- Support levels are his 'meditation mat.' If it falls there, it might bounce back up.
- If it breaks support — well, it means the sensei decided to take a nap after all.
Moral: Bitcoin is like an old master: it can stand in the corner for weeks, but if it moves — everyone will fly upside down.
HOLD like zen 🧘♂️💰
(P.S. If you see it suddenly spike — know: it's not a pump, it's just Bitcoin-sensei stretching after meditation.)
(P.P.S. And if it falls — it means he’s just checking who among you is a real monk and who panics at the first rustle.)🐉
