There is no eternal big brother in the cryptocurrency circle, only eternal leeks! Musk's knife will cut through Trump's pants!
Damn! This melon today made my testosterone soar! Musk finally stopped playing tricks and rolled up his sleeves to issue a coin - $ELON DOGE!
The copywriting is even more ruthless: "The government efficiency department has been disbanded, and the dog is free to return to the community." How can this be called a coin issuance? It's like a Gatling gun firing at Trump's $TRUMP coin.
Crow personally experienced famous scenes:
Remember last month when $TRUMP coin soared 300% due to the presidential debate? At that time, I shouted in the group, "Political coins are urinals, throw them away after use!" As a result, a bunch of leeks called me a sour dog. Now look at it again? Musk personally came out with the banner of "depoliticization", and the crotches of $TRUMP coin holders must be cold, right?
The crow experienced three cuts:
1. Cutting off ties: "Not tied to any politician" - kicking Trump into the cesspool! Musk's previous likes for Trump were all smokescreens, this wave is the real cut off ties
2 Heart-piercing Knife: Every word in the copy is aimed at the heart of $TRUMP coin: "Get rid of VC vampires, decentralize, get rid of co-branded dog-skin plasters"! This is just short of pointing at the nose and scolding "You are all puppet coins"
3 Sentimental Knife: Shouting "Return to the spirit of memes" is the ultimate killer! Why did Dogecoin soar in the past? It was because of anti-elite and anti-establishment! Musk polished and rebuilt this homemade gun, and the old Doge party was about to cry!
But the crow smells blood:
It is said that "Musk personally deployed it", but Twitter has not officially announced it yet.
The pre-sale was a big hit. Dog dealers love this kind of "revolutionary narrative" to make money! Think about the dog killers who died in those days.
Political coins are dead, but the new dog king needs real money to ascend the throne! Without Musk's Twitter call, this coin can survive for three days
Brothers! The casino has opened a new table! Is betting $ELON DOGE a "dragon-slaying sword" or a "pig-killing scheme"? Quickly take sides in the comment section!
Brother Crow said: Those who dare to rush to pre-sale are real desperadoes - either get rich on the rooftop, or die suddenly in the crematorium! Do you dare to gamble with your life?
