🧻TOILET PAPER OUTPERFORMED THE DOLLAR🧻
Yes, Charmina Ultra is a better store of value than the US Dollar.
Let me break it down for the financially illiterate:
In 2020, the Fed printed trillions.
Stimmy checks hit your account while politicians shut down your job.
Asset inflation went nuclear.
Your dollar quietly began dying.
Now let's talk about your precious store of value:
🟢 Toilet paper in 2020: ~$10 for a 24-pack
🟢 Toilet paper in 2024: ~$13-$15 for the same 24-pack
That’s a 30-50% increase in price depending on brand and shrinkflation.
In other words: 1 pack of Charmin held its value better than your savings account.
Meanwhile:
Your bank account yields negative real rates.
CPI gaslights you with fake "core inflation" numbers.
Eggs doubled.
Rent exploded.
Real wages flatlined.
Housing is up 40%.
Bitcoin 10x’d.
The point?
The dollar didn’t store value. Toilet paper did.
You would’ve been better off hoarding Charmin Ultra Soft in your garage than trusting the Fed.
And yet people say:
“Bitcoin is too risky.”
Buddy, your entire existence is risky.
You’re 38 years old with $830 in your checking account.
Your retirement plan is Powerball.
Bitcoin is not risky.
Staying in the fiat system is.
