📢 Next week, the entire Federal Reserve will be speaking, with Powell leading the charge, taking turns to deliver economic “jokes”.

Are the crypto investors ready?

🔔 On Monday, Waller will warm up, on Tuesday, Powell will speak, on Wednesday, the rotation continues, on Thursday the Beige Book will be released, and on Friday the data will conclude the skills—

This is not a news week, this is a live series of the Federal Reserve, missing even one episode could mean missing a liquidation.

🙈 When Powell says “inflation is persistent,” $BTC drops sharply;

🙉 When Lisa Cook chuckles, meme coins rebound immediately;

🙊 When Philadelphia Fed's Harker coughs twice, altcoins go to zero directly.

👀 No need to doubt, the crypto market trends are no longer seen through candlestick charts, but through their “spoken airflow”.

So, what’s the best strategy for next week?

It’s not hedging, not increasing positions, it’s—— AllinDoge

Perhaps in the future, #AllinDoge will launch voice recognition + sentiment analysis radar 📡

So that we can capture Powell’s wink signal three seconds in advance, becoming a happy old dog in the end.